Sexy Italian Men!

Oh yes....This music and the men make me wet...ha ha

Hello my readers!...Sorry, I been extremely busy. Now am finally back on track. Anyways I thought i could share this extraordinary art photo with you. Ofc..it's not me, but i truly find the art pretty amusing.
Thanks to Elena for allowing me to use this Image.

I had a rough day today....But anyway am soon gonna party with some friends. Btw check out my photos.Those are some of my personal favorite self taken pix. I will post more when i get time. Enjoy those pix  at the moment and  Happy weekend:)..xxx

Yummy

No receiving some smuchuc down there no coochiiie....lol..That's my policy. Even my vibrators knows this...roflmao!....anyways i just wanted to say i had a great weekend!...Thanks for emails too.:)...Keep sending them:)..<3

What a priceless speech!..RIP the Legendary

Norwegian Fitness Competion.

Whoa!!...A friend invited me to attend this event. I can't wait!!!

Someone requested for this video song. Happy to have helped you!..:)

Just feeling pissed, but this button kind makes me smile

Me and my human operators.

Hmm!!...So I woke up today and looked in my human nature toy draw....I asked them how much energy they had.....guess what?...They said...how dare you ask us this..."Aren't we supposed to be fully energized"....I replied back saying...Ok!....Can i get some pump into my coochie?....They said...yep missy....just direct us where to operate you....lol...I gave them a direction...now here they are all over me and making me wet like a tank full of water wanna explode....lol....

More to continue when am done.

Dirty Talk

I love to dirty talk while i masturbate

J: I have something sweet, pink and wet for you
HIM: mmm guide me in ooops too it
J: I bet I am at the top of your list?
HIM: is that my to do list
J: Then Do Me
HIM:- Aww i can only suck you once an hour... ooops i meant your lolly
J: Well I need to recover!
HIM: I was only on it 15 mins i perform much better with strawberry lick
J: Would you like some whipped cream with me? I mean the lollie?
HIM: Im sure there will be enough there when im finished
J: I bet it's in the middle...keep licking and find out?
HIM: mmm Im just getting there now it tastes soo sweet
J: Mmmm you're making my lollie melt
HIM: quick lets climb into the freezer
J: Uh oh...won't things get "hard" in there?
HIM: the harder the better
~~~~~~~~~~~~YOU CAN IMAGINE THE REST~~~~~~~~~~~

Hot Vif Fans

Best club with best fan supporters. These girls make me wanna Jump in between them and do all the naughty stuff with them...LOL
Oh well!...I will keep dreaming for the time being.

Facebook isn't what you think.

Just when you think facebook can get anymore better..ha ha...here we go again....nudity pix on Facebook. Gotta kids on this site, please stand up and lets express our mind.

Best bands ever

 

I can't leave without these bands. Whatever happened to music now days, It's beyond me.

Facebook turning into pornography!

So this dude sent me a link to his photos. Guess what i saw?..His self absorbed collection of his penis. Omfg!...Really?!..How can a person spend that much time in front of a camera taking his penis pix and have guts to upload them on facebook and then feel  that he needs to ask people's approval to rate his penis. Hmm!!...

I am not sure if facebook is becoming a pornographic website or is the management lazy to not do their work?!...Anyway!

Watch-out your teens online...They might come across these kind of idiots.

Vålerenga - Odd Grenland

Enga klanen(clan)...Best supporters and so the club in Norway;)

I look forward for tonight's game. Gooo!!!!!!!!!...Enga

"The Talk" Makes Fun of Man Whose Penis Was Cut Off {Mirror}

Wow!!!...Even if am a feminist, but these women make me feel embarrassed to be a woman. What on earth were they thinking. SMH

Not nice to be good to people

I just went in a supermarket and bought some vegetables for a homeless woman who was sitting opposite the road, guess what she just throw the vegetables at me. She yelled at me that "all i want is money not food"...OMG!!...

Vif vs Liverpool

It's gonna be a friendly match. Though ain't gonna watch the game, but always i stand and cheer like hell on fire...lol

Trip Exhausting.

Heading to Copenhagen again. Whao!...The girls are all exhausted. We have decided not to go around Europe. the 4 countries we been to so far is enough now. Also soon everyone we are going back to work.This is for now:D

Heading 2 Sweden

Gøteborg-Sweden here i come. See ya buddies....lol

Vibrator Vs men

So yesterday i was buying a vibrator....lol...where it happened a man who was womanizing around....ha ha...He came closer towards me and asked, "why are so many women in this shop buying dildos?"...ha ha....I looked at him and replied, well it's cause the vibrators are always available. They don't beg for sex....They just wait till their mademoiselles need them. he smiled a reply..."is there anything for males too?...lol....I said oh yeah!....should i show you one. he giggle and winked yep. Can you imagine what i showed him?....ha ha....well that's for now.*wink* more to continue.

Hmm!!.....Why I hate to read Facebook Emails.

I got this email from a 59 year old dude. Not that it matters how old he's but it sicken me that these perverts have no respect at all for other humans..They just live in a dream and type whatever this message is. I can't stand love notes..especially not from people who freak me out like this one. hmm!...whatever happened to respect is beyond me...Below is what this pervet sent me...whao!...what the heck?

"My love .. baby really captivate me are very beautiful ... .. I
can not get you ... The magic did you love me? I can not live with you .. .. i
dream every day and night in my dreams ... I am breathing in the memories ... ..
hot sweet look with sincere love in chains connected me to you .. .. .. his eyes
to be missing the depth to hold your hand .. I would like to say that your ear
is very beautiful and I love you so much .. love you my angel .. combined with
our eyes ... lips, tongue combined .. .. I want to dance .. have a great love
was young in my heart against you more than anything else you want ... love
butterfly .. .. .. under the stars in the clouds bed, I would like to live in
love forever .. you want? love .. you are my one love queen queen, will you?
seviorum you so much kiss your lips .. enjoy the sincere love love love and
embrace of supply with butterfly ..."

Billy O'Reilly is mad

Omg!!....This dude goes nuts after having a problem reading the teleprompter.....Poor guys who were writing on the teleprompter.

my first post

Whao! I been having this blog for one year and i never knew how to post a blog....lol til one friend helped me to do. Oh well..I been blogging for years though on a different site. So i thought why have a blog with no posts. anyways i will be updating whenever i can. Don't expect too much, but for sure you might get surprises sometimes....lol..Let me stop here for now.xx